Reward

From Don't Hit Save

I read that taking your bike to work is good for the environment.

So, I thought why not?

I'm not using that roof rack for anything else!

Naked Fridays

From Barely Baked Beans

"Why did you have sex with her?"

"She was lying there naked; what was I supposed to do?"

"The autopsy. You were supposed to perform the autopsy!"

"Don't tell me how to do my job!"

"You are an absolutely terrible vet!"

Office Cat

From Scribbly G

My boss collared me at work this morning.

He said, "One of your team has complained about you. She says you never listen to her and you treat her like a sex object."

I replied, "I bet that I know who that was."

"Go on then" he challenged, "Who?"

I said, "I don't know her name, but it's the one with the short skirt and the big tits!"

Course Correction

From James Breakwell

Top Tip:

Prepare your kids for office life by making them buy their own birthday cake.

The Daily Grind

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger

I accidentally just knocked a lady over in Domino's Pizza. Well, I say one…

Business Assessment

 

From BerkeleyMews

There's a strange new trend at the office. People are putting names on food in the fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich called Linda.

Yet More Working From Home Problems

From OffTheMark

From Loose Parts

From OffTheMark

Office Purrsonel

From Loading Artist

Al Desko

From Dilbert

Office Politics

From The Surreal McCoy

Simmons Gets Fired

From LightRoastComics

Bias For Action

From Dilbert

Working From Home

From Teddy Tietz