Self Cleaning Oven

From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock

As I was sitting drinking my morning cup of tea in my slippers, I thought to myself . . .

. . . I really must wash some cups!

The Dangerous Book For Adults

From The Far Side

The recipe said, "Set the oven to 180 degrees."

Now I don't know what to do next, because the oven door is facing the wall.

Job Interview Weakness

From Pain Comics

Job interviewer: "What would you say is your main weakness?"

Me: "Empathy"

Job interviewer: "Do you mean apathy?"

Me: "Yeah. Whatever"

Self Cleaning Oven

From Bizarro