Showing posts with label isolation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label isolation. Show all posts

Friday, 8 May 2020

2020 Recap



Breaking: Matt Hancock delivers his 100,000th daily coronavirus briefing*


*Number includes appearances he has yet to make, but has the capacity to.


Thursday, 9 April 2020

Your Horoscope For This Week


Just a heads up.
If you get an email from the Department of Health and Social Care telling you that you shouldn't eat tinned pork and ham because it contains COVID‑19 ignore it; it's just spam.

This quarantine is affecting everyone in the workforce, but it's especially upsetting for men. We're losing £1 for every 79p women are losing.