Showing posts with label disease. Show all posts
Showing posts with label disease. Show all posts
Friday, 25 April 2025
Wednesday, 23 October 2024
How To Change The Bed
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I shall make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg me to stop.
When I am finished you will be weak for days.
Sincerely, the flu.
Monday, 24 April 2023
Monday, 17 January 2022
Ghost Swing
Breaking News
NoVax DjoCovid is the first tennis player in history to be eliminated from the Australian Open after missing only two shots.
Saturday, 1 January 2022
Tuesday, 2 November 2021
Time, The Great Educator
My wife said to me "If I ever get Alzheimer's I would commit suicide rather than burdening you with me"
I said "That's the fifth time you've said that today"
Friday, 1 January 2021
Thursday, 31 December 2020
Friday, 25 December 2020
Thursday, 24 December 2020
Naughty or Nice or . . .
I've heard that if you have relatives round on Christmas Day the police can force entry and make them go home. Do you think this is a free service or do you have to book?
Wednesday, 23 December 2020
Tuesday, 22 December 2020
Rule Of Six
If anyone is alone with nobody to spend Christmas with, please let me know - as I need to borrow some chairs.
Monday, 21 December 2020
Sunday, 20 December 2020
Saturday, 19 December 2020
Friday, 18 December 2020
Thursday, 17 December 2020
Wednesday, 16 December 2020
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