Showing posts with label space. Show all posts
Showing posts with label space. Show all posts

Monday, 21 April 2025

Coffee Order

From Speedbump

Two astronauts are making drinks on the International Space Station when one turns to the other and says, "I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The second astronaut replies, "In space no one can, here use cream."

Friday, 2 June 2023

Pioneer

From Junk Drawer

Two Astronauts are chilling on the space station when one turns to the other and says, "I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The second astronaut replies, "In space no one can, here use cream."

Friday, 13 January 2023

In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream

From BerkeleyMews

My wife screamed, "You haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!"

I was taken aback: what a weird way to start a conversation.

Tuesday, 20 September 2022

And You Run And You Run To Catch Up With The Sun But It's Sinking

From Bliss

Einstein asks his wife what she needed from him.

She replied, "Just two things, space and time."

Einstein: "Ok, what's the 2nd thing?"