Old Jokes

  

    

   

There's a rumour going round that Spandau Ballet are going to re-release one of their old singles.

I hope it's not True.

Poor Planning

From Reality Check

From Speedbump

If you're American when you go into the toilet

And American when you leave the toilet

What are you whilst you're using the toilet?

Eurapeeing.

Fly Food

From Scribbly G

It's true, you know, Foster's lager really does taste like piss.

At least, the half-full can I found in the park this morning did.

Nature

From Dogmo

Don't tell secrets in the garden.

The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the beanstalk.

Catastrophe

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

Why do you never notice pilots when you're in town?

Because they're usually in d'skies.

Old Hibernating Bears

From The Argyle Sweater

Fountain Of Youth

From Toonhole

I went to the swimming baths today and had a pee in the deep end. The lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud that I almost fell in.

Low Gravity