Showing posts with label maths. Show all posts
Showing posts with label maths. Show all posts

Friday, 18 October 2024

Friday, 5 April 2024

Thirsty



From Dogs on the 4th

I used to be an eight pints a night guy until my doctor told me I had to cut it down by half.

So now I'm a seven and a half pints a night!

Tuesday, 20 February 2024

Wednesday, 9 August 2023

The Yard

From Rhymes With Orange

The Prime minister wants everyone to learn maths until they're 18.

I finished studying maths at 16.

What difference would the extra three years have made?

Wednesday, 12 April 2023

Fish Fun

From The Argyle Sweater

What, again?

You can't always be experiencing a higher volume of calls than normal.

That's not how averages work.

Sunday, 31 October 2021

Thursday, 8 April 2021

Short Division



If I could pick three words that describe me they would be, "I'm rubbish at maths".

Friday, 12 March 2021