Turtle Soup

From Joseph Nowak

It's the start of a brand new week, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.

Helper Dog

From Bliss

Congratulations to my wife who reached a new culinary milestone today.

She set off the neighbour's smoke alarm.

Chef's Salad

From CAW4HY

Everyone scoffed when I said I'd be a cook.

They're not scoffing now.

Dashboard

From Dogs on the 4th

I let a pasta chef borrow my car and he returned it all denty.