Doctor Joke

From smbc

Doctor: "You're completely blind"

Me: "What are you saying?"

Doctor: "April Fools lol you're actually deaf"

Me: "What?"

Doctor: "Oh right"

Scary Stories

From Liz Climo

From Liz Climo

I bumped into a man with a white stick and a guide dog.

I said, "You must be blind".

He said, "Tell me something I don't know".

I said, "There's a tree over there".

Bank Teller

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I've been having sex with a blind woman for the last three months.

The sex is great but it isn't easy.

Getting her husband's voice right was the hardest bit.

How Pirates Get Their Eye Patches

Eclipse