A Paddling Of Ducks

This aubergine looks like Jemima



Puddleduck



When Contextual Adverts Go Wrong





This courgette looks like a duck



Far Side 1



This doorknob looks like a duck



The duck?  The dog was attacking ducks.



This grape looks like a duck




Mr. & Mrs. Duck are staying in a posh hotel on their honeymoon.
They've gone to bed together for the first time and are getting very excited when Mrs. Duck realises that in their haste neither of them has brought a condom with them.
So Mr. Duck phones down to reception to order one.
"Certainly Sir", replies the receptionist after listening to Mr. Duck's request, "Would you like me to put in on your bill for you?"
"No I would not", yells back an incensed Mr. Duck, "What do you think I am, some sort of pervert or something?"

This tomato looks like a duck



Far Side 2

An article that's been getting passed around the internet lately is about Anatidaephobia, or the fear of being watched by a duck.
What has made people keep forwarding it is because on the same page is an ad for Aflac.
Get it?
You're reading about fear of being watched by a duck, and there's that omnipresent Aflac duck?
Just about makes you shudder, doesn't it?

The only problem is, anatidaephobia is made up.  By Gary Larson, in fact, in this cartoon: