Showing posts with label prince. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prince. Show all posts

Thursday, 20 March 2025

Face Blindness

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

Girls reading Cinderella only get to the part where it says "Cinderella married Prince Charming" and then they stop.

If they read just a little bit more, they could learn a useful life lesson.

The next line says, "End of fairytale".

Tuesday, 29 October 2024

A Kiss From A Fair Maiden

From Tim Rickard

After kissing a girl on her sofa for a while she said, "let's take this upstairs".

"Okay", I said, "you grab one end and I'll grab the other".

Thursday, 17 August 2023

It's The Thought That Counts

 

From Liz Climo

Cop: "We found evidence – a raspberry beret outside the second-hand store"

Forensic Technician: "We better dust it for Prince".

Monday, 21 June 2021

Social Class Hopping


I'm seriously thinking out remarrying my ex-wife;

but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out I'm just after my money.