Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice.
Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget.
Because elephants never forget.
Showing posts with label James Breakwell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label James Breakwell. Show all posts
Wednesday, 13 August 2025
Thursday, 2 November 2023
Course Correction
Top Tip:
Prepare your kids for office life by making them buy their own birthday cake.
Wednesday, 22 September 2021
So Much Food
Customer: I'll have the mouse please.
Waiter: That's mousse sir.
Customer: Never mind then, that'll be far too much food.
Saturday, 13 June 2020
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