New Home

From Buni Comic

What do you call a bird at the North Pole?

A Brrrrrrrrd.

Psychological House Building

From smbc

Ancient Egyptians were great builders.

But only up to a point.

Invitation

From Buni Comic

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2 o'clock this morning but I didn't bother letting him in.

I mean, what person in their right mind turns up to a party wearing a dressing gown and slippers?

Moving House

From Speedbump

I'm currently moving house.

Has anyone got some spare cardboard boxes?

My ex won't let me live with her.

Mouse House

From Will McPhail

Petrol pumps are so much faster than they used to be.

It used to take me two minutes to reach fifty quid but now I can do it in 30 seconds.

Well done garages!

 -  Gary Delaney

Spare Roo-m

From TheArgyleSweater

House Plant

From Buni Comic

Hi Honey, I'm Home

From Brainless Tales