Final Speech

From Safely Endangered

A Sultan's wife is genuinely called a Sultana although she is sometimes also known as his currant wife.

Baby Teeth

From Safely Endangered

My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me,

"Do you smoke or drink coffee?"

I told him, "I drink it!"

Quick Response

From Safely Endangered

I hate making spelling mistakes.

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

Never Give Up On Your Dreams

From Safely Endangered

Level Up

From Safely Endangered

Flying Reindeer

From Safely Endangered

I got a Microsoft advent calendar this year.

If you open too many windows at once they all close again for no reason whatsoever.

Christmas Tree(ts)

From Safely Endangered

Cat Feng Shui

From Safely Endangered

When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats.

This is known as the many paws.

New Year Countdown

"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly."

"Claudia Winkleman?"

"No man, but it was close."

The Chosen One

From Safely Endangered

My Christmas tree was very happy when I removed the decorations from it.

In fact, it was absolutely delighted.

The Advice Arachnid

From Safely Endangered

Nowadays when people die of consumption it's more likely to mean diabetes than TB

Ending In Tiers

From Safely Endangered

From HeyBuddy

From Osama Hajjaj

From Ali Khalil

From Arend Van Dam

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic