Virtual Spy

From Reality Check

Our WiFi went down last night and all the kids came running out of their rooms.

Blimey, they haven't half grown!

Modern Children

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

BREAKING NEWS:

A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.

Doctors have described his condition as stable.

Everyday Activity

From Dinos and Comics

My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house.

I told her it was because I thought Mark Zuckerberg might be listening.

She laughed.

I laughed.

Alexa laughed.

Siri laughed.

Long Wait?

Tomorrow I am going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid.

I can't wait to see how big my puppy got.

Big Electricity Bill

From OffTheMark

Polly Want A Cracker

From Bizarro

Alexa & Alexa

From Bizarro