Showing posts with label Scott Metzger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scott Metzger. Show all posts

Thursday, 7 April 2022

Pets


I want to eat 5 meals a day.

Who decided on just 3?

The same person who came up with the 2 day weekend?

What a bozo!

Monday, 4 October 2021

Dancing Balloon Men In Training


From The Bent Pinky

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them.

Thursday, 4 March 2021

Doggy Bag?

From Scott Metzger

I arrived early at the restaurant last night.

The manager said, "Do you mind waiting for a bit?"

I said "Not at all".

He said "Great, take these drinks to table 7″