Poor Picnic Packing

From Bliss

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to diss-a-Brie?

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese,

everybody’s looking for Stilton.

Picnic

From Monster Picnic

What did the mother Llama say to her llama children as they prepared for a picnic?

Alpaca lunch.

Ghost Train

From Scribbly G

I bought a Harrods picnic blanket today.

Not much of a story, I know: nevertheless, I shall be dining out on it for weeks to come.

Trap

Corporate Away Day

From Bizarro