Targeted Book

From Pardon My Planet

A guy walks into a bookshop.

Guy: "I'd like to buy a book by Dickens."

Shop Assistant: "Certainly sir, which one?"

Guy: "Charles."

Throwing Your Bark

From Bliss

A ventriloquist walks into a bar

"Ouch", says the man next to him.

Ventriloquist Club

From JimBenton

I attended a book club where everyone was ginger.

It wasn't half a well read group.

Follow My Voice, Get Your Cake

From Cyanide & Happiness

Good Throw

 

From Bizarro

Break Up

 

From Bizarro

 

The First Ventriloquist

From Bizarro