Liked

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The man that invented the Yo-Yo died yesterday.

He was lowered into his grave 15 times!

One Small Hop

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Why do astronauts use macs?

Because it's dangerous to open windows in space.

Horse Play

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.

Unnecessary Job?

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Today I went to the barbers for a shave.

The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so that he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.

I asked, "But what if I swallow the ball?"

He replied, "No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else."

Levitate

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I took a levitation class last year.

I passed the first stage with flying colours, but then dropped out.

The Duel

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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.

It was such a nice jester!

William Tell v René Magritte

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How To . . .

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I recently read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.

It started off badly, but by the end I really liked it.

Anticipation

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I walked into a restaurant last night.

"Hi, is my table ready?"

"No, not yet sir; would you mind waiting?"

"No, that's okay."

"Great, take these to table six then."

What's Your Memory Like?

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A week of national rail strikes begins today.

Train shortages, cancellations and travel chaos are expected to be unaffected.

Sneezes Always Come In Threes

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Who decided to call it a chemist and not a coughy shop?

Some Days It's Just One Thing After Another

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What were dinosaurs called before the meteor hit?

Live-osaurs.

Pengtastic

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Who is a penguin's favourite family member?

Aunt Arctic.

Hair Raising Information

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They say that sex is the best form of exercise there is.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but how is two minutes and fifteen seconds every six months going to shift this beer belly?

Leafing The Colony

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I've just started a new diet; the Adam Ant diet.

Don't chew ever . . . don't chew ever.

The Adventurous Approach

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The only thing flat earthers have to fear . . .

. . . is sphere itself.

Kindergarten Problem

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A kindergarten teacher asked her students what part of the body grew 10x its size when stimulated.

All of the students stayed quiet until Little Susie stood up and said, "I'm going to tell my mommy and daddy what you're teaching us!"

The teacher didn't answer her and asked the class again, "What part of the body grows 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Susie began to turn red in the face and said, "My parents are going to tell the principal and have you fired!"

Again, the teacher ignored her and asked a third time, with Little Mikey finally saying, "The pupil of the eye."

The teacher said, "You're correct, Little Mikey.

"And as for you, Little Susie:

"One, you have a dirty mind.

"Two, you didn't do your homework.

"And three, you're going to be *very* disappointed one day."

Batman

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Robin: "Batman, why do you wear dark colours?"

Batman: "Because Robin, it makes me less likely to be shot"

Robin: "Then why do I wear bright colours?"

Batman: "Because Robin, it makes me less likely to be shot"

Reading Position

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I hate hotel towels.

Sometimes they're so thick and fluffy I can hardly close my suitcase.

Horror

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I found my first skydiving experience terrifying.

I jumped out of the plane clinging to a burly man.

Anyway, about halfway down he said "So how long have you been an instructor?"