Creative

From LunarBaboon

My internet was down yesterday, so I chatted with my wife for a bit.

I was amazed to hear that she doesn't work at Woolworths anymore.

Co-Habitortoise

From The Argyle Sweater

We were out having dinner when my girlfriend said, "We've been living together for three years now and you still haven't popped the question"

"Good point, when are you moving out?" I asked.

Mother Of Invention

 

From LunarBaboon