Everyday Problem

From Moderately Confused

Why was there a lion in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

One Please

From The Jenkins

From Buni Comic

From Honey Dill

I got this new TV remote, and it had a big red button that said 'Cinema Mode'.

So, I clicked on it and this voice behind me went: "Shut up in front will you, I'm trying to watch the film".

Reading Position

From Liniers Cartoon

I hate hotel towels.

Sometimes they're so thick and fluffy I can hardly close my suitcase.

Fairground Toilets

From Sunny Street

At any one time a bowl of nuts on a bar will have 17 types of urine on them.

That's why they're called peanuts.

Monkey Nuts

From Buni Comic

I saw my first porn film last week.

I couldn't believe how young I looked.

New Member Of The Kennel Club

Peanuts

 

From Bizarro

 

Honey-Roasted Peanuts

From Bizarro