Resurrection

From At Random Comics

8pm - I get a text from my girlfriend: Me or football?

11pm - I text my girlfriend: You of course.

Dreaming Of A Lottery Win

From Dinos and Comics

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.

Man, I sure am lucky!

I mean, first I win the lottery and now this!

Jenny McPeterson and Tom

From Dustinteractive

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker.

Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet!

What Red Wine Tastes Like

From Truth Facts

A bloke got chatting to a girl in a club. "Can I buy you a drink?" he asked.

"Have you not got a girlfriend," she replied, "because guys like you always seem to have girlfriends in my experience?"

"No, sadly not," he assured her. "We broke up just over a month ago."

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that," she said." Go on then, I'll have a white wine, please."

Well, after a few more drinks and a bit of a kiss and a cuddle, they headed off back to her place and made mad, passionate love for the next few hours.

Then, while he was putting his clothes back on, she said, "You're good looking, you seem to be a genuinely nice guy, and you're absolutely amazing in bed. So can I ask you why on earth you split up with your girlfriend?

"He took a deep breath and said, "My wife found out about her."

Stressful Activity

From Faceless

My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her...

She's beginning to sound just like my wife!

This Is A Knife

From Reality Check

Your current girlfriend doesn't like being referred to as your current girlfriend.

Wolf Wisdom

From Andertoons

My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her.

It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.

Drumming Up Trade

From OffTheMark

I've been trying really hard to break up with my optician girlfriend.

Every time I tell her I can't see her any more, she moves a bit closer to me and says, "How about now, is that any better?"

We Come Seeking Mates

From smbc

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting.

I often wonder what she's up to now.

Object Of Affection

From Portsherry

My wife's the double of the blonde one in Abba.

I can never remember whether it's Benny or Björn.

Biting Off More Than You Can Chew

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I took my new girlfriend home to meet my parents.

We had a lovely evening and after she'd gone, my dad leaned over and said, "Son, I think this one's a keeper."

I said "Awww dad, what makes you say that?"

He said "She smells of elephant dung".

Girlfriend Problems

From Faceless

Best Friends Forever

From Buni Comic

Previous Activity

From Faceless

If I Was Your Girlfriend

Telephone Conversation

From Faceless