Shred Of Evidence

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I took place in a police identity parade today.

The ones in uniform were the easiest to spot.

Penguin Problems

From Rhymes With Orange

When we visited the Eiffel Tower my twin brother walked up the stairs, but I took the lift.

I guess we are raised differently.

New Baby

I now identify as a can of deodorant.

And before you ask. Yes, I'm Sure.

Thief

From Rhymes With Orange

There's no "i" in "team".

But there are two in "schizophrenia".

Replacing Nemo

From Scribbly G

Security Question

From Scott Metzger