Showing posts with label Barely Baked Beans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barely Baked Beans. Show all posts

Friday, 16 January 2026

Naked Fridays

From Barely Baked Beans

"Why did you have sex with her?"

"She was lying there naked; what was I supposed to do?"

"The autopsy. You were supposed to perform the autopsy!"

"Don't tell me how to do my job!"

"You are an absolutely terrible vet!"

Friday, 12 July 2024

Life Cycle

From Barely Baked Beans

For a survey I asked people what soap they use in the shower.

90% of them told me to get out.