Batty Time

From OffTheMark

Drat, foiled again; the hour we will lose this weekend is the one when I was planning on going down the gym.

Odd Choice

From JimBenton

Kale - I prefer mine with a silent "K"

You've Got To Have A Plan

From Buni Comic

I booked a flight with Ryanair.

They said, '£100 for a seat on an aisle or £10 for by the window',

I said, 'By the window please'.

They said, 'For an extra £100 would you like to make that inside the plane?'

Five Year Plan

From PainTrain

God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers.

But in the end, he went with plan Bee.

Original Plan

From Will McPhail

Interview Techniques

From Imgur

Plan

 

From Cyanide & Happiness

God's Plan

 

From JimBenton