Big Stripes

From Speedbump

"It's a boy!", I shouted with tears rolling down my face.

"I don't believe it. A boy!"

It was at that moment that I decided that I would never visit Thailand again.

Virtual Spy

From Reality Check

Our WiFi went down last night and all the kids came running out of their rooms.

Blimey, they haven't half grown!

Growing Up

From Reality Check

When I was growing up there were only 25 letters in the Alphabet.

Nobody knew why.

What I Want To Be When I Grow Up

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

It's been proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys.

Girls develop breasts around the age of 13, boys around the age of 40.