Once there was a fire at a voodoo doll factory and 10,000 people died.
Showing posts with label superhero. Show all posts
Showing posts with label superhero. Show all posts
Thursday, 4 September 2025
Wednesday, 26 February 2025
I.D. Parade
If you identify a UFO then it becomes an FO.
Unless it has landed: then it is simply an O.
Thursday, 11 July 2024
Climate Change - Pros and Cons
Doctor: You've been bitten by a radioactive shark
Me: So I'm going to get shark powers right
Doctor: you no longer have legs
Me: Just like a shark.
Tuesday, 25 April 2023
Super New Clothes
I placed an order on Deliveroo and it said my meal would take an hour.
So, I've just ordered some bread and olives from them while I wait.
Friday, 29 July 2022
Batman
Robin: "Batman, why do you wear dark colours?"
Batman: "Because Robin, it makes me less likely to be shot"
Robin: "Then why do I wear bright colours?"
Batman: "Because Robin, it makes me less likely to be shot"
Friday, 9 April 2021
Wednesday, 25 March 2020
Wednesday, 4 December 2019
Tuesday, 22 September 2015
Monday, 27 July 2015
Friday, 19 June 2015
Thursday, 14 May 2015
Friday, 9 January 2015
Tuesday, 21 October 2014
Monday, 18 August 2014
Tuesday, 25 March 2014
Wednesday, 3 July 2013
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