White Bread

From Loading Artist

What is a duck’s drug of choice?

Quack

How do you legalize Quack?

You start by passing a bill.

Diabetes Placebo Test

From Cornered

I was just on a diabetes information website.

It asked if I would accept cookies.

Is that a trick question?

Round Up

From ExtraFabulousComics

I would have liked to make that diabetes joke less harsh.

But it didn't seem appropriate to sugarcoat it.

The Treat

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

I went to see my doctor and he told me I was obese and diabetic.

I thought - he could have sugar coated it a bit.