Anxiety Club

From Dinos and Comics

The hardest part of joining Hypochondriacs Anonymous . . .

. . . is admitting that you don't have a problem.

Devices

From F Minus

I bumped into someone from my flashers' club in town earlier.

It's always nice to see a fellow member.  

Parasite

From After Death Comics

"Welcome to the 41st Annual meeting of Parasites Club."

"I'm Andrew Smith, and I'll be your host for the day."

Overthinkers Club

From Dinos and Comics

We just finished our Christmas dinner this weekend.

These slow cookers are rubbish.

Amnesia Support Group Meeting

From Bound and Gagged

I'm still a member of Constipation Club, even though I haven't been for ages.

Ventriloquist Club

From JimBenton

I attended a book club where everyone was ginger.

It wasn't half a well read group.

Fore-ever Alone

From Scribbly G

I always wanted to be a professional golfer like my dad.

He always wanted to be a professional golfer too.

Mute Club

 

From Cyanide & Happiness

Quick Nonet

The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.

When I was a kid my English teacher looked in my direction and said, "Name two pronouns".

I said, "who, me?"

Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

Your mother is so classless she could be a Marxist utopia.

There's a band called 1023MB.

They haven't got any gigs yet.

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman.

René Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender asks him if he wants a drink.
"I think not", he replies, and disappears.

The first rule of Alzheimer’s club – don’t talk about chess club.