So, the painters finished painting my home and they handed me the bill.
I notice that by the paint it says £0.00.
I say, "you guys did such a good job, why aren't you charging me for the paint?"
The head painter looks at me and says, "don't worry about the paint, it's on the house."
I think "confirmation bias" is nonsense, and the more I read about it, the more I'm convinced I'm right.
"How do you fancy having the best sex you ever dreamed of darling?" I asked the drop dead gorgeous young lady in the pub last night.
She looked at me with utter disdain and said "No I bloody well don't fancy that at all!"
I said "Well, I'm your man then!"
