Amnesia Support Group Meeting

From Bound and Gagged

I'm still a member of Constipation Club, even though I haven't been for ages.

Upsetting Revelation

From Dinos and Comics

I was about to tell you a time travelling joke.

But you guys didn't like it.

Tier System

UK warned it faces 'a tough Christmas' after man trying to make sense of tier system says he'll probably leave it this year:

 - HIGNFY

Getting to grips with the rules:

Can people from different households meet?

No

What about the pub?

Yes

 

Can you meet in groups over 6?

No?

What about schools?

Yes

 

Can people go to the theatre if they are wearing masks?

No

What about an aeroplane?

Yes

 

Do you know what you're doing?

Yes

Really?

No