Happy New Year

From Strange Brew

I've opened a gym called Resolutions.

It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks . . .

. . . and then it will turn into a bar for the rest of the year.

Short Lived Resolution

From Safely Endangered

I have 11 New Year's Resolutions this year:

- Never make resolutions

- Accept paradoxes

- Use the binary number system more often

2024 Is Upon Us

From Bound and Gagged

2024 is the year I finally get to live my dreams.

So, I've booked myself in to re-sit my A levels naked.

New Year Countdown

"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly."

"Claudia Winkleman?"

"No man, but it was close."

2022

From Dinos and Comics

I love red wine.

In fact, I've just joined a wine club.

We meet at 9 o'clock every morning in the park.

New Arrival

From Buni Comic

Approach With Care

It Was The Best Of Times, It Was The Worst Of Times

From Break of Day

From Bliss

From Cyanide & Happiness

 

Going Out

From Break Of Day

From Wizard Of Id

Life Decisions

From Dilbert

Cheque Writing When The Year Changes

New Year's Resolutions

From BerkeleyMews

Updated Resolutions

Happy New Year