Hair Art

From Jonesy

A struggling artist gets his first painting in to an art gallery. An art critic approaches him:

-Would you like to hear my professional opinion on your painting?

-Sure.

-It's pretty much worthless.

-I don't mind, you can tell me anyway.

Young Picasso

From The Argyle Sweater

I bought a painting of a policeman today.

I think that it's a Constable.

Jackson Pollack - Police Sketch Artist

From Bliss

If a picture really does speak a thousand words . . .

I'm guessing it's a picture of my mother telling me who she briefly bumped into whilst she was shopping.

Appeeling Banana

From Strange Brew

Apples are a lot like oranges.

They're both fruit, they both grow on trees and you can't compare them to each other.

High Art

From The Argyle Sweater

First, they came for the mime artists, and I said something . . .

. . . because I didn't want them to think I was also a mime artist.

Pawblo Picatso Perhaps

or Meowchelangelo maybe

From B Kliban

or could it be Furmeer

                                   or Pawed Monet

                                                            or Henri Catisse

                                                                                      or Frida Katlo

                                                                                                            or Andy Pawhol

Totem Pole Artist

From Joseph Nowak

I bought some of those flavoured condoms the other day.

I said to my wife, "Let's play a game. I'll put one on and you have to try and guess what flavour it is."

So, she went underneath the duvet and after a moment or two she said, "Cheese and onion?"

I said, "For goodness sake, woman, give me a chance to get the damn thing on."

Lost Thought

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

Thought for the day:

I bet Rick Astley really struggles with Lent.

Sketch Artist

From Cornered

My wife and I decided we don't want to have children. We will be telling them tonight.

Lowtraits

 

From Bizarro

Still Life

 

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

Rhino Artist

 

 

Recreations

For Art's Sake

From BerkeleyMews

Portraits

From Richard Jolley

From Bizarro

 

Cemetery Of Modern Art

From Teddy Tietz

From Teddy Tietz

From Teddy Tietz