Ok so I am really worried now.
I just showed my GP the rash on my genitals and he seemed pretty uncomfortable like he didn't want to touch it?
He just said make an appointment at the surgery tomorrow and walked off with his kids and shopping trolley.
My wife was concerned that my Sinéad O'Connor obsession was getting out of hand.
So, I went to the doctor.
Guess what he told me.
Guess what he told me.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss-a-Brie?
I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese,
Everybody's looking for Stilton.
I went to HMV earlier and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records.
He said "Walk this way".
