If You Use These Emojis You're Old

From Steve Nelson

There were no such things as emojis when I was a young man.

In those days if you wanted a girl to know you found her attractive you had to post her an aubergine.

Botoxicons

Viagra:

it won't turn you into James Bond;

but it will make you Roger Moore.

Dog Emojis

From Speedbump

Why is it spelled: camouflage

And not:

?

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