In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream

From BerkeleyMews

My wife screamed, "You haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!"

I was taken aback: what a weird way to start a conversation.

The French Have A Word For That

From The Jenkins

'Gymnasium' is an ancient Greek word meaning 'naked exercise' but try telling that to the receptionist at Fitness First.

Cute

From Dogs on the 4th