Strict Doctor

If you boil a funny bone, you get a laughing stock.

And that's humerus.

Business Is Blooming

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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight, and they got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa.

I'm Marathon, "the one with the nuts" he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But three days later his Shebert Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts.

Drumming Up Business

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