Shred Of Evidence

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I took place in a police identity parade today.

The ones in uniform were the easiest to spot.

Lab Workers

From Jonesy

Me: "Do you mind if I leave work early?"

Boss: "Only if you can make up the time."

Me: "Okay, it's eleventy past twine."

Whoo Hoo, The Vaccine's Coming

From Rhymes With Orange

If he fights TikTok as well as he fought the coronavirus, you'll find it running on your toaster in 6 weeks with no way to uninstall it.

Animal Experiments