Snowman Clothing

From Loose Parts

I got home today and all the doors were wide open and everything was gone.

What sort of person does a thing like that to someone else's advent calendar?

At The End Of The Penguin Party

From Rhymes With Orange

My husband is going to a fancy dress party tonight.

For some reason he's decided to go as a Rastafarian and I'm doing his hair.

I'm dreading it.

Dapper Mechanic

From The Jenkins

The jumper that I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity.

So, I took it back to the shop it came from to see what they could do about it.

They exchanged it for another free of charge.

Everyday Problem

From Moderately Confused

Why was there a lion in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

Super New Clothes

From Looks Good On Paper

I placed an order on Deliveroo and it said my meal would take an hour.

So, I've just ordered some bread and olives from them while I wait.

Clear Out

From Liz Climo

An elderly woman is going through some old boxes of clothes.

She picks out one item, turns to her husband of forty years and says "Look dear, I wore this when we first started dating and it still fits."

The husband replies "Yes honey, you've always liked that scarf."

OT Outfit

From Bliss

I came home early from work last night to find my wife spread out naked on our bed breathlessly awaiting my sexual advances.

Bless her, she was so horny for me she never even realised my mate Arthur was under the bed looking for a DVD he'd lent me.

Forgotten Opinion

From Wumo

I hate people who force their opinions on others.

And so should you!

Animal Inspired Fashions

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I think my mate from Lancashire may be a transvestite.

He has a Wigan address.

Genesis of Clothing

From Raging Pencils

I was just viewing a woman's profile on a dating website:

Blonde 33 From London Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes

Don't get me wrong, I like short women, but three green eyes?

No wonder she can't find a fella.

Dressing For The Occasion

From Moderately Confused

From Moderately Confused

Mix & Match

From Bizarro

Dressing Up

From LunarBaboon

Dress For Success

From smbc

How To Dress