Courage

From Bliss

Ladies, if a guy:

- remembers your birthday

- knows what you enjoy

- saves your pictures

- harvests your data

- keeps your passwords in plain text;

this guy is not your man.

This guy is Mark Zuckerberg.

Presents

Actually, Frankincense was the name of the perfume's creator.

Gift

From GoodBearComics

My girlfriend isn't talking to me.

She said I ruined her 30th birthday.

I'm not sure how.

I didn't even know it was her birthday.

Birth-Day

From Buni Comic
 

Course Correction

From James Breakwell

Top Tip:

Prepare your kids for office life by making them buy their own birthday cake.

Cat Burglar

From Bliss

My loopy neighbour has invited me to her cat's birthday party on Saturday.

Is she crazy?

She knows my dog is getting married that day!

Death's Birthday

From Buni Comic

Birthday Balloons

Mr. Sunshine's Anti-Aging Cream

From Light Roast Comics

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me, with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough."

Zombie Balloon

 

Delicious Chocolates

From LunarBaboon

Follow My Voice, Get Your Cake

From Cyanide & Happiness

The New Five

 

From Bizarro

Surprise Party

Quick Quiz

Q. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

A. Aye matey.

 

Q. Where are average things built?

A. In a satisfactory.

 

Q. How do you know when your diarrhoea is genetic?

A. When it runs in your genes.

 

Q. Why is Peter Pan always flying?

A. Because he neverlands.

I like this joke because it never grows old.

 

Q. How do you make holy water?

A. Boil the hell out of it.

 

Q. When do you know that a tractor is magic?

A. When you see it turn into a field.

 

Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl on the toilet?

A. Because the p is silent.

 

 

End Of An Era

Unstoppable Robotic Assassin

From xkcd

Obsessing

Today's My Birthday

From The Perry Bible Fellowship



Threesome

From Faceless