Steps

From Moderately Confused

Doctor: Have you been getting enough exercise?

Me: Does sex count as exercise?

Doctor: Yes

Me: No

All You Can Eat Buffet

From Private Eye

I got banned from Weight Watchers for dropping a bag on M&Ms on the floor.

It was the best game of Hungry Hippos that I've ever seen.

Buffet Professional

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I said to my mate "Do you think it's ever ok to have sex with an animal?"

He said "Which animal?"

I said "That's a good enough answer for me".

Preparation

From Farcus

FACT: 'Tapas' is Spanish for 'we're going to need more'.