The Sock

From LunarBaboon

It was a very painful day when my mother took me aside and said, "Son, your father and I have something to tell you – you were adopted".

What made it worse was when she said, "Your new parents are waiting outside in the car".

Jack The Time Traveller

From Death Bulge

I invented time travel and killed my grandfather to see whether I would be born.

It's the worst way to find out that I'm adopted.

Family

From LunarBaboon

From smbc