Phonetically Defined 6

From Wrong Hands

Balloon Hats

From Liz Climo

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector because the constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel dizzy and sick.

Volunteer

From Dan Misdea

A bald magician pulled a rabbit out of a hat.

Then he put the rabbit right on top of his head and gently lowered the hat down over the rabbit until the rabbit was completely covered.

After a couple seconds of wearing the hat, the magician quickly lifted the hat back up, and presto!

There wasn't a hare on his head.

Heat Loss

From Speedbump

I've decided to form a group choir for Christmas.

Anyone wanting to join will be welcome.

So far, it's just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I.

Smart Mouse Attire

From Will McPhail

Mouse trap: £10

Cheese: £3

Coming home to find a house not full of droppings? Miceless.

Some Days It's Just One Thing After Another

From Liniers Cartoon

What were dinosaurs called before the meteor hit?

Live-osaurs.

Ninja Sloth

From OffTheMark

From OffTheMark

From OffTheMark

From OffTheMark

I once went on a trip to Japan and I didn't see a single ninja.

Impressive.

You Must Be This Tall

From TheArgyleSweater

To give us something to do during lockdown my wife and I have enrolled in an online hat making course.

This time next year we'll be milliners.

Magic Hat

From smbc

Useful Hat

From Bizarro

How Did You Use Your Powers Today?

From LunarBaboon

 

Dress For Success

From smbc

Dress For Success

From smbc

Keeping Things Under Your Hat

From Cyanide & Happiness

From Bizarro

It Had To Come From Somewhere

Regular Sombrero

From smbc

Diminutive Noggin

From Bizarro