Caught In The Lights

From Bizarro

I saw an Irish dancing show today called 'Streamdance'.

It's not quite as good as 'Riverdance', but then it is only a tributary act.

A Day In The Life Of Young Thomas Edison

From Sunny Street

The inventor of autocorrect died

The funnel will be held tomato.

A Chance To Learn

From Cyanide & Happiness

Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

Light Dating

From TheArgyleSweater

Teacher

 

From LunarBaboon

A Photon Checks Into A Hotel