Apple Burgers

From FoodBeast

I spotted someone stealing something from the Apple Store.

So new, I'm an iWitness.

Rejuvenation

From Buni Comic

Stealing clothes from washing lines.

Been there, done that, got the tee shirt.

Teeth Marks

From OffTheMark

That's the last time I use a Chinese barber.

I asked for a Number 4 all over and I'm still trying to get the chop suey out of my hair.

Sleigh-t Of Hand

From LunarBaboon