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Thursday, 10 September 2026

I found a wallet with £20 in it.

I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"

So, I turned it into wine.

Every time I go to work, I hide in what I think is the best place available.

Because, I heard, that good employees are hard to find.

It's okay, they scan the serial numbers and make sure you can't deposit the same note more than once.

I walked out of Tesco yesterday and saw a woman crying her eyes out saying she'd lost all her holiday money.

I felt so bad for her that I gave her £50.

I don't usually do things like that but I was feeling generous as I'd just found 2 grand in the car park....