Why shouldn't you put a toaster in the bathtub?
Because your toast will get soggy.
Why shouldn't you put a toaster in the bathtub?
Because your toast will get soggy.
I bought myself a new smart TV.
Now I can't watch Celebrity Big Brother.
It will only let me watch The Open University and Brian Cox documentaries.
I had a fight with my alarm clock this morning.
It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent.
Now the alarm clock is broken and I'm wide awake.
I'm not sure who won that fight!