"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly."
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No man, but it was close."
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Saturday, 31 December 2022
Friday, 20 November 2020
Countdown
Q: What have hairdressers, gyms and the tub of Quality Street in your mum's kitchen cupboard got in common?
A: None of them are allowed to be opened until December.
Wednesday, 25 November 2015
Friday, 3 January 2014
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