Mules

From Andertoons

I divorced my wife because she was too loud in bed.

I could hear her from two houses down the street.

Visiting Ararat

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

I've just checked my home insurance policy, and apparently if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night, I'm not covered!

Early Departure

From Mark Lynch

Why can't T-Rexes clap their hands?

Because they're extinct.

Pre-Voyage Safety Announcement

From Mark Lynch

The more I get to know people, the more I realise why Noah only let animals onto his ark.

We Made It

From StrangeTrek

My favourite bit of The Bible is where God gives everyone free will and then drowns everyone for not acting like he wanted them to.

Forty Day Provisions

From The Jenkins

What do you call a distant sponge?

A loofah.

Ark Identification

From Wrong Hands

OT Clickbait

From Wrong Hands

Origin Of The Platypus

Good Boy

Insect Paradise

 

From Bizarro

Ark Issues

 

From Bizarro

 

Noah's Facebook

Ark

From Buni Comic

Deluge

Dinosaurs