Final Selfie

From Bound and Gagged

My bear's diarrhoea problems are starting to worry me.

The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet.

Sleeping Arrangements

From Abel B Brosaden

My pet bear's diarrhoea problems are beginning to worry me.

The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet.

Quick Quiz

Q. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

A. Aye matey.

 

Q. Where are average things built?

A. In a satisfactory.

 

Q. How do you know when your diarrhoea is genetic?

A. When it runs in your genes.

 

Q. Why is Peter Pan always flying?

A. Because he neverlands.

I like this joke because it never grows old.

 

Q. How do you make holy water?

A. Boil the hell out of it.

 

Q. When do you know that a tractor is magic?

A. When you see it turn into a field.

 

Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl on the toilet?

A. Because the p is silent.